The Detective

Now with 70% extra old, contrived and blatantly stolen jokes. Always to be continued...

Chapter one: The blonde and whining broad

Chapter two: I drink, therefore I am

Chapter three: It never reigns but it paws

Chapter four: Sex, drugs and sausage rolls

Chapter five: A little help from my fiends

Chapter six: That's about the thighs of it

Chapter seven: What would Jesus drink?

Chapter eight: Get your free corn

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