Mardi Gras happened in New Orleans this week with a suitably reassuring level of predictability, weather that knocked last year's costume-rending Polar Vortex into a cocked hat and ample mountains of Chinese-made, coloured plastic beads for all, whether you showed your boobs or not (spoiler: no-one did). We ourselves did make the funny list of fake participants for your judging pleasure. See: THE TEN MARDI GRAS KREWES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF. |