Our favourite picks from the list of advice are as follows:
"Don't ask a pedestrian where a street is. They will be too busy to stop. And if they have time to stop, they won't know."
"Don't gape at women smoking cigarettes in restaurants..."
And the crowning glory:
"Don't buy the Woolworth Building, Brooklyn Bridge...or any other prominent structure because a stranger happens to want to sell it to you for a few hundred dollars..."
You can read the entire thing HERE - skip to page 364 for the run down of rules for visiting hayseeds.