Well, what better to buy the insanely gullible billionaire oligarch in YOUR life than a trip which comprises EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE rip-off drinks? A holiday company in the UK is offering the 'Ultimate Drinking Holiday' for the "true connoisseur", where you can sip on ten of the world's most obnoxiously-priced liquids, including a £110,000 wine and a £100,000 whiskey. There's everything in between in various far-slung locations, including going down to a £50 Singapore Sling, which frankly looks embarrassed to be on the list. The 'ten iconic places' you get to go to? I hope you like conspicuous consumption. A LOT. And yes, that "icon" of drinking culture, Dubai, is obviously on the list.
You can see the full itinerary HERE. Just don't ask for salt and lime for that £400 shot of tequila. Remember, we at Shandy Pockets have our own guide to the world's most pretentious cocktail bars.