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An open letter to Miss Carly Ledbetter

14/5/2014

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Yesterday, it came to our attention that one Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly ) had posted in the esteemed Huffington Post, reporting on the world's worst places to holiday, a list that included the Bywater neighbourhood of New Orleans. The list came from a corporate UK gift site with very questionable crime stats attached, but was cheerfully and jokingly presented as news. Read it here if you must. We really tried, but couldn't let the inclusion go unchallenged.

Here, then, is our open letter to fellow travel truth-seeker, Miss Ledbetter.


Dear Carly Ledbetter (and please pass this on to Buyagift.co.uk, it’s clear you have a wonderful working relationship),

Do you like the Beatles?

No, me neither, but I’ve always loved that one quote.

A reporter asks John Lennon, “Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?”

John replies, probably from under a mound of LSD-drenched fur coats and Japanese art students, “He’s not even the best drummer in The Beatles.”

The joke here is that Ringo was a terrible drummer. FUNNY, right? That John. What a scamp. No wonder he got shot.

OK, so remedial internet research suggests that exchange NEVER ACTUALLY HAPPENED, but it’s a convenient mistruth for what I’m about to tell you.

In your recent opus, ’10 Cities That Make For Unpopular Destinations’ (which I liked, even though it was no ‘2D Bags That Make You Look Like A Cartoon’), you endorse a list that puts the Bywater neighbourhood of New Orleans in the top ten worst places to holiday in the world.

Well, to misquote a misquote by John Lennon (and I’m doing a Scouse accent in my head), “Is the Bywater the worst place to holiday in the world? No, Miss Ledbetter, the Bywater isn’t even the worst place to holiday in New Orleans.”

(/Scouse accent)

I know we’re at the end of times and journalism has now been reduced to skimming corporate gift sites who quote phony statistics, and then present them as fake news in hacky lists, the likes of which are now considered ‘source material’ by fine institutions such as the one you work for. 

I’ve worked as a travel journalist since 2000, when we were heartlessly MADE TO GO PLACES and find out things and then write true words down. The internet was driven by steam and selfies took, like, half a day. It was different times.

Now, I’m not saying that the other nine sordid little grief-holes don’t deserve to be on that thrilling list. I have no authority to make a judgement, having not been to any. Apart from Plovdiv, which I found quite charming, although I did stay in the gilded mansion of a mafia boss, so my reference points might be off.

But the other eight. It’s like a graveyard of where the poor go to die (or “live”, I guess you might say). Thank GOD you were joking when you said “Now, we'd like to take you (not literally, of course)” (For me, this is the comedic zenith of the piece, well timed and so piquant!). I agree with you – the thought of going where poor people are “allowed” to live is HILARIOUS.

Like, why would you go to these working class slums where people probably have 2D bags that DON’T make them look like cartoon characters? Losers. I am SO WITH YOU on this.

I’m going to have to pick you up on endorsing the Bywater, though, despite the thorough research you must have done before quoting this list. Just a few oversights, but let’s try and raise the bar, shall we? Neither of us want journalism to become a limbo contest (where the bar gets lower to bad reggae music, IT’S A VISUAL METAPHOR, OF SORTS).

I live near the Bywater and…yeah, your thing? Not so much. They just built a pretty great park there and the cafes sell organic juices and the houses are cute and I haven’t been able to buy weed or coke on a single occasion, despite approaching everyone I suspected of not being able to afford a smart phone.

Solange Knowles (even though she is a violent psychopath and probably contributing to those very crime stats – tell buyagift.co.uk to update their numbers) lives there, as does half of Brooklyn, and not the half that knifes people for loose change, the ones that own tall bikes that run on kale.

 (On an incidental note, we totally have kale, despite newspaper reports to the contrary – man, can NO-ONE get the Bywater right? It doesn’t have kale! It’s like a South African township! I wrote a satirical poem on this very subject, it’s called Kale-less Whisper and it’s actually quite cutting).

I feel this is a serious lapse in an otherwise flawless article.

As a graduate of Eton, I would expect much more from you.

Oh wait, it’s Elon. I don’t know that one but it sounds important. As you were. Man, I need to start introducing myself by saying which university I went to in the first line. People must LOVE IT. Not poor people in these slums, obviously. Real people.

Yours, in solidarity, in truth, in travel,

Paul

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Orly
14/5/2014 10:25:51 am

I'd like to chime in. As soon as I read Ms. Ledbetter's article I too was upset. Then I began to follow the sources of her information and I realized that I cannot be upset at Ms. Ledbetter. You see that article was not written maliciously, nor was it produced in any sort of journalistic atmosphere. Ms. Ledbetter is quite simply a fucking tool. The graphical list attached to the article seems to have been produced by a digital marketing firm as a showcase for a company that, as far as I can tell, does not exist and was imagined as a demo. Furthermore, all the crime statistics cited as the reasons not to visit are actually the stats for all of Greater New Orleans in 2012, not the bywater. Lastly, she goes on to geographically pinpoint the bywater on the other side of fuckin town! So you see, you cannot hate our dear Ms. Ledbetter any more than you can blame a stamp for being on a letter, or Sarah Palin for being anywhere or doing anything. She simply had no idea what was going on, showed up to work one day, and got used like the tool that she is.

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Paul Oswell
14/5/2014 10:31:51 am

Yes, I think I point out these things with no little elan. I do not blame Ms Ledbetter at all. It's more feeling all the sads for travel journalism in general.

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Paul McCartney
2/6/2014 09:34:32 pm

You don't like the Beatles?

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